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December 6th, 2009

VLOG

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Vlogs, or video-blogs, are not exactly taking over the web, but they are on the web, and that's bad enough.

That aside, here's Lucas' contribution to the vlogosphere....

CLICK-O-TRON

May 10th, 2009

Bonus Features

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Last week we posted two videos - two 30-second adverts for the Doritos "Make us an ad" competition.

A comment posted in response to these videos suggested we had sold out. Whether you believe this to be the case or not, it cannot be said that we don't give you bang-for-your-buck in the process, as this video illustrates.

May 3rd, 2009

Doritos Ad Proposals

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Doritos, that lovely brand of corn chip, have been running a competition called "You Make It, We Play It". The idea is to make a 30-second TV commercial for Doritos.

We've submitted two.

First, Jessie Ngaio wrote a concept for us to create, which we did. It can be seen here:
CLICK!

Then Lucas Heil decided to throw his own idea into the ring:
CLACK!

Both feature Nelson Gardner and Lucas Heil in varying capacities.

By the way, the ring is a metaphor. But yes, it is a metaphorical anus.

April 19th, 2009

I Always Get Into Stuff

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We didn't win!

Though in consolation, we've been told from various sources that our video got the most laughs.

And that's what really counts.

If you ignore the $2000 prize.

Vimeo (High Quality & Download option)

YouTube (Be sure to vote and comment)



April 9th, 2009

Our new music video which we have been hinting very unashamedly at for the past few months is finally being unveiled. The video is for a song by Australian musical comedy act Tripod, called "I Always Get Into Stuff", and will premiere as part of Tripod's Melbourne Comedy Festival show "Idio Clips" on 19th April. Our video has been selected as a finalist for their competition of the same name, in which the winner (to be announced on the night) will bugger off with $2000 cash. While it's unsure as to whether or not we will win at this juncture, we're very happy to have made it this far, and to have our video premiered on a big screen while Tripod perform the song live to it. Pretty dang cool.

If you want to check it out and be part of the fun of the night, you can book tickets by calling Ticketek on 132 849 or clicking here.

If not, then stay tuned in the days following the event for the obligatory online video links and whatnot.

March 26th, 2009

What happened? Wes' brother Nelson Gardner has graced us with his presence in this exciting new video, which goes for so long we've had to ungracefully split it in half to get it onto YouTube, that's what. Please go check it out, and don't forget to rate and comment on it. One of these days, we'll hit the big time entirely unintentionally. Until then, help us force it.

Sodomize the new kitten here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf1nVRzPBIo

Oh, and stay tuned for more news on the music video front.

March 23rd, 2009

Invading your virtual space

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Now all you fans of questionable technology can be kept up to date with our latest stuff, by following us on Twitter. You can find our feed at www.twitter.com/heartlesscorp

We also have a page on Facebook now. Just do a search for us and look for our delightfully sadistic logo.

Oh, and new videos are imminent, we promise.

February 26th, 2009

I Always Get Into Stuff...

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Heartless Corporation's first project for 2009 is a music video. Shooting commenced last weekend, and will continue through the next two weeks, whereupon the coroner will arrive and the bodies will be disposed of.

More details soon....

December 13th, 2008

A Tribute.

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Time for something a little more personal.

Our good friend Tom Gleisner (the owner of the bird seen in the last couple of HC videos, and no relation to the Australian comedian of the same name) will be returning to his humble home town of North America in a week, and we decided to immortalise him in a fake tribute video featuring all his friends, which we screened at his going away party on Friday December 12, 2008. Thanks to everyone who was a part of it, you all rock, let's do it again some time.

Written by Lucas Heil & Wes Gardner. Amusing photoshopped images by Jessie Ngaio.

Cheers Tom.

Thomas Gleisner: The Man. The Art.

September 11th, 2008

 Your favourite Heartless Corporation employee is back in an all-new video. Lucas also makes an appearance.
 
Now bend over and take it.

And then rate it.
 
Vimeo (Awesomest Quality, plus downloadable!)
Youtube (Not bad in High-Quality mode)
Veoh (Oh god, it burns my eyes it's so bad!!! Option to download high-quality version though.)
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